*Our family is watching Peewee Herman*
A BOY ON TV: Can we look in the mouse hole?
MOMMY: What did he say?!
DADDY: Can we look in the mouse hole?
MOMMY: Sure… that’s what he said…
DADDY: It did kind of sound like he said “asshole” didn’t it?
MOMMY: (mouths silently) shit… shit… shit… shit…
DADDY: Mouse hole!
MOMMY: Mouse hole!